I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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