And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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