There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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