And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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