you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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