I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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