sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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