More tranny stories later!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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