Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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