i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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