She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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