It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
