How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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