Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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