So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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