You're so nebulous sometimes
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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