My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize