We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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