Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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