Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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