I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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