i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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