so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
