I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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