Can Purell be used as lube?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He better not be in your backpack
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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