dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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