I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
