We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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