belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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