Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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