But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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