the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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