these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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