so explain again why im purple
no
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I want to fling myself into the sun
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
wow bdsm is so cute
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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