hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
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It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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