Whod you bang
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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