who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My vagina just clenched in fear
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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