only if we run a train.
done.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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