i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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