did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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