ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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