Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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