it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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