was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish i was in the wii world.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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