So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
