Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
True strength comes from lack of pants
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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