I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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