All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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