I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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