yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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