It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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