i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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