Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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