You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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