her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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