yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize
