I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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