I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
