Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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